As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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