i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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