i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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