Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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