I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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