dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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