at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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