Kiss
Puke
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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