If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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