And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Well I just put wine in my tea
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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