So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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