I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
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Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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