Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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