Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
