moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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