You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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