so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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