How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i came on her dog
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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