How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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