You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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