I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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