I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
You're a waste of cheezeits
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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