Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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