It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
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Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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