According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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