he shaved USA in his pubs
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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