You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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