Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
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last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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