some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
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wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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