with your own penis?
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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