trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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