Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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