So drunk, too bad you don't want this
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
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Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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