He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
