You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
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I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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