You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
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today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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