I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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