hell yes lets make some ravioli
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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