Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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