I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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