The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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