i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
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The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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