im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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