I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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