Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle

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(404): View more from Georgia

Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.

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(302): View more from Delaware

this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"

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(647): View more from Ontario

My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?

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(317): View more from Indiana

Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?

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(904): View more from Florida

He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.

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