Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.

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(713): View more from Texas

Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.

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(914): View more from New York

i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.

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(941): View more from Florida

I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head

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(701): View more from North Dakota

I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.

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(214): View more from Texas

Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse

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