Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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