It's Friday. Sex?
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
