My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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