Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Randomize