she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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