He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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