Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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