Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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