got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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