See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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