school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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