it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He called his prostate his "boner button".
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Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
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I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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